What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Former MLB Star Suffers Serious Injury in Savannah Bananas Game - Sports Illustrated

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

How can we get rid of viral fever naturaly?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Why don't the 'West' realize that the solution to the conflict in the Middle East is to end the "unlimited" support for Israel, and finally listen to the grievances of Israel's neighbors for a 'change'?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

How long will it take for Canada and the US to become close friends and allies again once the tariff problem is resolved?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Astronomers discover a tiny star with a giant planet that should not exist - Earth.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?