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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:27

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
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Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
How can we get rid of viral fever naturaly?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?